Monday, December 11, 2006

Train Rex

Rex Grossman still sucks. Can't wait for Sean Salisbury to tell us all Rex is getting his game together and all that bullshit, because he finally managed to not look like a complete piece of shit against a bad defense. Bravo on your 200 yards passing, really. Luckily, the special teams took off any pressure needed to perform. Nevermind that his two longest completions were thrown a combined 5 yards down the field.

So congratulations for not fucking up and tricking ESPN into calling you a Super Bowl Team. I'm sure he'll get plenty of more playoff quality challenges down the road when they play Tampa Bay, Detroit and Green Bay, who combine for a gawdy 10-29.

And also, thank you to other universities in Florida for providing another top notch quarterback in Chris Weinke. When you miss a tight end by 4 yards on a button hook, you should have your Heisman revoked. The very same Heisman he won the year he led his team to a 13-2 (not even a typo) defeat in the national title game. Thank you, cause now one of the more talented teams in the NFC must beat Pittsburgh, Atlanta and New Orleans to make it to the playoffs. It's only the defending super bowl champs, Michael Vick and the team that just obliterated another top NFC team.

Good luck Tim Tebow and Chris Leak. You're in GREAT company.